I'm too sexy for this poem
I take a sexy selfie for
My sexy selfie shelf ,
But that selfie doesn't match with
My inner sexy self.
Should I take a second selfie
With more sexy sexy sex?
Should I sex my inner self up
With more special sex effects?
Should I make my sexy selfie
Take my sexy sexy pants off
While challenging my inner self
To a sexy sexy dance off?
It's hard to be so sexy
It's hard to be so glam -
Cos I'm just so super sexy
I'm more sexy than I am.
1 comment:
I'd do a duckface for my sexy selfie but nobody would be able to see it under my beard. The perils of sexyselfydom.
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