Our crush on poetry continues unabated here at Common Good Books, and to prove it the proprietor is putting his money where his mouth is. Garrison Keillor is offering five thousand dollars in prize money to the seven winners of “‘Poems of Gratitude: The Fourth Annual Common Good Books Poetry Contest.”
Enter "Poems of Gratitude: The Fourth Annual Common Good Books Poetry Contest."
I gave my love a cold,
She gave me a bag of snot.
Now we both say to the other
"Hey, thanks a bloody lot".
No point entering poets, I think I've already got this competition in the bag.