Minimalist Literature
The!
Maximalist Literature
The end.
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The first 'The' is also a haiku. Now that's minimalist!
UPDATE! - That I couldn't be bothered doing in the actual post:
Shakespeare
Thee!
Milton
The the the the the the the the the the
The the the the the the the the Satan!
Raymond Chandler
The.
The?
The...
The! The! The!
... the? ...
The!
The end.
The Bible
In the beginning was the
Stephen King
The
the
the
the
the
the
blood.
Call of the Wild
Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .........!
Walden
Th
The Female Eunuch
She.
Hitler
Die!
Heidegger
Der...
Goethe
Das.
I was going to leave a comment, but you seem to be doing fine by yourself.
Almost felt like I was walking in on you. Sorry.
I'll close the door behind me.
No, no. Please do comment. What door? I think I've run out of possible ways to use 'the', anyway.
You may have run out of possible uses of "The", but John Grisham seems to never run out. Contact him.
My father asked me, as a child (which might go some way to explaining a couple of later-life idiosyncrasies), if I could think of a sentence that used the word "and" five times in a row.
He then told me a tale about a fish and chips shop owner who was unsatisfied with a signwriter's efforts.
The signwriter had not left enough space between "fish" and "and" and "and" and "chips".
Thought I'd mention it.
I'll shut the door.
Seems rather more Dada, or after-Dada than minimalist to me.
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Mitziest literature: End the 'the'.
(More words from our best blogger the better.)
Series of obnoxious smiley faces intended to convey readerly appreciation from afar resulting in mere twee expression of smarmical glibness. Followed by deletion of smiley faces.
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