Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Amazing diet foods of tomorrow!
It's the MIRACULOUS HALF-BANANA!
With only half the fat, half the calories, half the sugar, half the chemicals, and half the toxins of the conventional Whole Banana, the Half-Banana is a revolution in diet foods! And although, regrettably, the amazing Half-Banana has only half as much banana as the Whole Banana, the whole Half-Banana is a whole lot more half-filling than the Whole Banana!
- More healthy than other "health foods"
- Puts only half-as-much banana related "chemicals" into your hips and thighs!
- Will fit in half as much space as the bulky and inefficient Whole Banana!
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3 comments:
Buy one get one free!
I see this more as one of those boutique products - a 'Buy less, pay more' kind of thing.
And with a clickety-click, away the spam goes! Whither it came from, nobody knows!
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