#99876: How to announce an impending gay marriage to your parents
Just tell them that you've become engaged to a bisexual transgendered vegan polygamous monarchist octopus with homicidal tendencies, and work your way back.
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3 comments:
Same theory works if you want to announce your impending marriage to just an octopus, or a monarchist, or a homicidal maniac, or dare I mention it, or just a vegan!
It's about time Octopi-human relationships got their legal due, I reckon .
Fantastic suggestion! You could also invent the full gamut of nasty however fictitious vices for your hitherto unacceptable partner and whittle those away over the years until they are deemed redeemed (due to the positive influences of newly acquired in-laws, perhaps.)
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