Want to know what to give this Christmas to the person who not only owns everything, but has done everything else, has been everywhere, and knows everyone? Apart from the flu? Well, why not give them the
PRESENCE OF ABSENCE
Yes, that's right, if you present the PRESENCE OF ABSENCE to this person, they will love and adore you forever, having been suffering from the absence of absence for their entire life. This absent present is cheap, easy, and affordable for even those who are strapped of cash, and what's more, a present of the PRESENCE OF ABSENCE can be granted even while you are absent from the presence of the person who is being presented the absence.
NOTE: Absence is best presented unwrapped, but for those who desire, it also comes in cans.
As for the rest of us, we will just have to satisfy ourselves with presents of absinthe. It has its own satisfactions.
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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