Planking makes you go blind, you know

The parental unit will be coming down to Melbourne at the end of the week. I fully expect them to ask me if I know anything about The Planking. Years ago, when I was at uni, I remember them asking me if I listened to The Silverchair. I'm pretty sure they do it on purpose.

If I ever have kids I'm going to do exactly the same thing to them. I'll read up on all the bands and latest internet fads, and find ways of mispronouncing their names. Possibly while carrying a walking stick and poking my progeny with them. Ooh my, it'll be fun. I think I'll go and poke something with a walking stick now just to get into practice.