What not to do in your garden

I'm quite enjoying doing this gardening blog thing. It's so much easier than, you know, gardening. The rain is helping, too: it rains down in a rainy fashion, making it comfy and warm for me inside, and doing all the watering of the gardening that I'd have to otherwise do, and all I have to do is, well, let's see,

encourage the chickens to eat the broadbeans

get the cats to dig up the spinach

herd the slugs over towards the silverbeet

And we're all sweet. Wait, what - I don't have to do any of those things either? EVEN BETTER.

Here's my latest post.