THESE ARE ALL JOKES THAT WERE INVENTED BY ME TIMOTHY TRAIN IN THE KITCHEN WHILE WAITING FOR A POT OF WHEY TO BOIL, YOU CAN TELL THEM TO ONE ANOTHER IF YOU LIKE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL HILARIOUS.
Q: HOW DO YOU TITILLATE AN OCELOT?
A: WITH SEX.
Q: WHY IS THERE NO COUGH MEDICINE IN THE JUNGLE?
A: BECAUSE OF THE INSIDIOUS INFLUENCE OF CAPITALISM.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A STEAM TRAIN AND A TEACHER?
A: ONE IS A STEAM POWERED ENGINE, AND THE OTHER TEACHES YOU THINGS.
THANK YOU FOR READING THESE HILARIOUS jokes ooh the caps lock was on sorry okay good night now.
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2 comments:
Don't blame me, the caps lock possessed me and made me do it! I had no will of my own!
This is cool!
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