I wrote this on the weekend. I still have no idea what it means.
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Following that, I wrote this:
Actually certainly definitely really real people! Suffering an existential crisis? LOGISTIC SOLUTION ANSWER PROBLEMATIC TECHNO-SOLUTION LOGISTICS could potentially possibly hypothetically maybe just maybe help you! Call 1300 1300 1300.
Short and to the lack of point. Then I concluded with this:
Fun fun fun in a gloriously funky funnulacious ball of amazulament to the power of a fazillion burning suns fun! It isn't fun-ish! It's definitely not -ish! No ish-ishm-iffy-um-izzy-and/or-backslash-hyphen-ish at all! No! It's fun-tacular-acious-est-est-est-isular-itely-ently-intly-full-stop-exclamation-mark-aciousness to the power of wow! What were we talking about again? I forget. Oh yeah! Fun! Hyperglycaemictasms of fun! We're coughing up great gobularverbosities of fun! Where? I wish I knew! Call me to let me know! I don't have my phone number either so call me to let me know that too! FUN!
Thank you for your time.
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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- The Bolta. Aiyeeeeee!!!!!
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- THE SLAMMA!
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- His brilliant career - from whale sushi to crumbed prawn
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- Chase him, ladies, he's in the cavalry!
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- The briefs...
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