Welcome to another episode of Super diet tips from Tim entitled SIX FOODS YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT AGAIN.
Arsenic!
Cyanide!
Hemlock! (Unless you take it with a lot of sugar, and even then it's not recommended.)
Petrol! Not even in a light summery salad.
Strychnine!
Broccoli! GREAT HEAVENS, NO, NEVER EAT THE BROCCOLI!
In conclusion, buy yourself a chocolate. It is to healthy eating what arsenic is to unhealthy eating!
UPDATE! - Blatant indoctrination of children into the dangers of drug-taking!
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