Budgetary announcement

In this time of fiscal constraints and environmental responsibility, it is obvious that the world of poetry and lovers will have to suffer some setbacks as well. It is no longer acceptable that certain young men who may just happen to be called Henry, and certain young women who are in all probability called Daisy, be seen riding around on a Bicycle Built for Two. From now on, instead of riding a Bicycle Built for Two, these winsome young women and sentimental young men must ride on a specially designed Unicycle Built for Two.

Failure to comply with these new regulations will result in certain young men called Henry, and certain young women called Daisy, being penalised. As a matter of fact, failure to be penalised for complying with these new regulations will also result in certain young men called Henry, and certain young women called Daisy, being penalised. So you can see we certainly mean business.