You know, people are always saying to me, 'Tim, how do you keep your furs so soft and white and fluffy?' Well no they aren't. But they do ask Bea the same question. Now, I can reveal her secret.
She uses Pledge. Just a scoopful of Pledge washing powder, once a week, and it's amazing what it will do to your fur. Out now in all good stores!
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4 comments:
And there I was thinking you had joined the temperence movement!
Cat Blogger!
That was the cat calling the petal block.
Temperance? Of course. I can stop cat blogging any time I like. And I don't like to any time soon.
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