In Other News

In other, completely false news, readers of this blog have indicated their voting preferences in the poll to the right. 2 votes each were cast for:

Fluffy Bunny, the Cuddly-Wuddliest Candidate Ever;
Mr Whoop-whoop-ding-dong-niddly-whoop-Weylan-Jenkins-Smith, Leader of the Extremely Silly Party (Australian Branch);
and Mr I WILL CRUSH YOUR CHILDREN AND HAVE SEX WITH SMALL ANIMALS, leader of the Relatively Evil party;

However, the election turned out to be a dead heat between Voldemort, Lord of Darkness and Nastiness and a generally not-very-nice guy and One of those REAL candidates, whatever their names are, both securing 4 votes each.
However, since this is MY blog and I'll do whatever I like, I declare the election to be won by Voldemort. From henceforth, Australians shall now tremble as Voldemort brings us under his control. The streets shall run with blood! There shall be slaughter! There shall be torturing of small furry animals! There shall be evil laughter aplenty! FEAR THE COMING OF THE MIGHTY VOLDEMORT, Oh ye of Australia! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also in today's headlines: I had a salami sandwich for dinner today, with Camembert cheese, Osama bin Laden admits that he was a Vegan Lesbian In Disguise, and You Stink.