Position Vacant

Local Employer requires an experienced and flexible Girlfriend of exceptional abilities.

Requirements: She must be kind, loving, sharing, tolerant, enthusiastic, willing, eager, shy, athletic, must like rugby, football, soccer (in that order), be willing to watch endless re-runs of The A-Team, have big tits, be willing to pick up after him, and be totally and absolutely devoted to his physical, emotional, spiritual, and mental well-being. Oh, and did I mention she must be totally shaggable? 'Cos she has to be that, too.

THIS IS A CASUAL POSITION. You will be paid $10 per hour, working at the employers discretion. The position has the potential to develop into a permanent part-time position depending on circumstances.

Please Note: The advertiser is an Unequal Opportunity Employer. If you're not a fully hot and bonkable employee, forget it. Oh, and you're not allowed to get jealous if he employs a hot blonde secretary, either, and then asks her out for drinks every night.