"Sprechen sie deutsch?"
(Looks at watch) "Nine!"
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"What is the most common methods by which humans create babies?"
German girl (counting out her coins): "Sechs!"
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"DIE, Grethel, DIE!"
"Die ist nicht eine Weise fur zu Praposition ein Madchen!"
Yup, I'm doing a whole load of nothing.
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1 comment:
Nehm eine shtuck Wurst und eine schluck Wein.
And then you'll be feeling much better.
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