Presenting: The Amazing Cholesterol Offset Scheme!
Let's face it, in this modernised word, overconsumption is a big problem - so why not pay us to offset your personal overconsumption of resources onto others?
Here's how our Amazing Cholesterol Offset Scheme works:
1) You eat a nice, juicy, cholesterol-filled chocolate bar:
Fig 1: Chocolate bar
2) Make a note of this in your cholesterol offset form.
3) We offset your overconsumption of the world's cholesterol resources to this kid, and just feed him plenty of cabbage soup instead.
Fig 2: Some kid who's not allowed to eat chocolate.
4) Sit back and watch in satisfaction as the cholesterol consumption figures of other people the world over go down!
Together, we can make a real difference to the cholesterol consumption figures of other people while stuffing our fat faces full of chocolate! Sign up now!
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