Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free!
With manta rays, box jellyfish,
Our home is girt by sea!
Did I forget to mention crocs?
We've also got them there!
And sharks, and also bluebottles -
Advance Australia Fair!
And snakes that like to swim and bite -
Advance Australia Fair!
Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
Our magpies swoop and snap!
Our platypi have poison feet,
Our spur-winged plovers flap.
We've spiders, pythons - bloggers too!
On land, in sea, and air!
Our dingoes eat our kids for tea -
Advance Australia Fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing -
Advance Australia Fair!
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- A Zemblanian abroad and at home
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- THE SLAMMA!
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6 comments:
This offends me. Don't you know how unAustralian it is to be posting things at 07.51 on a public holiday? For shame!
What about Topiary? Does the ancient art flourish on the fair Australian shore?
Moo!
Welcome to Australia
No, but we do have a giant pineapple, which is made of something that requires no trimming.
Our peoples are the low maintenance type.
(Word verification: woogis)
The Land of Topiary welcomes all Australian Pineapples, trimmed or not, as honorary denizens of the Topiary family.
Moo!
A magnanimous Topiary family!
(Even if somewhat, err, green and cloven.)
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