Move to the Gaza Strip, right next to the border. What with the Israelis annexing Palestinian territory, and the Palestinians attempting to reclaim it, you're almost guaranteed to be in a different country every day!
Passports not necessary. Dress sensibly, considering the weather (flak jackets, bullet-proof vests...)
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1 comment:
Plus you'll find out what you're truly made of, and possibly pick up a free case of PTSD while you're enjoying the bombs dropping around you.
Of course, if they happen to, oddly, NOT drop around you, you'll be spared the PTSD.
Moo!
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