We Interrupt this Blog to Bring You an Announcement By the Good For You Association
Nuts! Nuts! NUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!! They're everywhere! Everywhere, I tell you ... EVERYWHERE! We have to do something about it ... something quick! To protect the the children!
SILENT - BUT DEADLY!
Extensive studies have shown that many domestic food stuffs may contain traces of this vile food, which can in some cases cause coughing, itching, and even death! Even food items such as chips, bread, corn crackers, and nuts may, in fact, contain nuts!
WARNING: THIS CANCER MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS
But that's not all! Further research has shown that many common household illnesses may in fact contain traces of nuts. These include:
Something must be done NOW to eliminate the nuts from these illnesses, and return to them their natural, life-destroying state!
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - NUTS DO!
Traces of the deadly fruit have even been found in common firearms, as well as bazookas, machine guns, pistols, and other weapons. We demand a Government study to ascertain the extent of this!
THE AWFUL TRUTH!
Some people even say we're nuts!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled nonsense.
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