Sloth: Why not browse the internet for a while?
Tim:Excellent idea!
(Hops on computer)
(Boots up)
Hmmm, this is a bit boring. Maybe I should wash my clothes?
Gluttony: Tim! What are you doing, man? There's Neenish tarts in the fridge! I haven't, like, had anything to eat since breakfast!
Tim: (Returning to computer, munching on tart) Mmmmm mmmm mmmwell, mmmkay then ... (Spraying crumbs everywhere)
Oops! I just remembered! It's my turn to sweep up today!
Lust: Duuuuuuuuuuude. Looky here, pictures of Brigitte Bardot!
Tim: Wow, man!
(After a while)
I guess I should get around to doing something.
Pride: Ah, you'll get around to it, man. You always do.
Tim: Good point!
Envy: Hmmmm ... Timothy, my friend, did you notice that Ms Fits has scored a job on the ABC? Talking about books?
Greed: And just imagine how much she's getting paid for it ...!
Tim: That bitch! I could do that job! I could do with that money! She's got no right doing a job that I could do!
Anger: Bloody hell!
Tim: SHUT THE FUCK UP, ANGER! Who the hell invited you into this conversation, anyway?
(Returns to computer)
(Continues clicking around websites idly)
I think I could do with another Neenish tart ...
Lust: Woooooahhhh ... pictures of Britt Ekland ...
Tim: (Drools)
***
Ah, Sundays ...
3 comments:
A: Perhaps almost as many.
Ahhh Sundays
I feel like another Neenish ...
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