Go forth and stultify.
Live short, and don't prosper.
Spank you very much.
How wonderful to leave you at last.
Nice to eat you.
Your reputation precedes you, as does your smell, by approximately 20 metres.
I the opposite of love you.
What a good boy you aren't.
O what a horrible morning,
O what a terrible day,
O what a vomitous feeling -
I wish you'd just go away.
When they write the book of your life, I'd buy it - mainly to enjoy the ending.
Come in, come in. Cup of tea? One lump of poison, or two?
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"Spank you very much" - exchange of unpleasentry
Well, that depends on your tendencies, I presume ...
This reminds me of a commercial I saw on tv the other day.
It's a mother (In law?) and daughter standing at a bathroom sink. The mother picks up a bottle of cleaner and says "This will never get rid of the mold in your bathroom!" and the daughter responds with "Will it make you forget our address?"
Classic.
"Give it a little bit of vitriol - hey!". -Bluejuice.
maria - thanks for standing up (or bending over?) for spanks, very much.
Nothing like some chips fried in a bit of vitriol.
Spanks for the memories, perhaps?
Seems someone's thrown a spanker in the works - better lean over to pluck it out, what? (No "Ahem" to follow. So risque.)
Not just risque - positively frisque!
And bisque.
After all, I eat bisquits all the time, don't you?
If anyone's promising to whip up some bisque, I'd certainly be interested.
Spank you for the bisquit timt
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