1. I was about to interrupt, before I was interrupted...
2. "I prefer neurotica to erotica," she sighed, gazing into his eyes in search of an incipient trauma.
3. I am second place getter in a second place getter competition!
4. That was a nice mistake, let's make another.
5. Don't say it: the sentence is longer than your mouth.
6. These shoes are appallingly useless: they have a hole in the top big enough to put my foot through!
7. A pleasure to eloquise with you, my loquacent friend.
8. Animal, vegetable, mineral, or me?
9. If you go fishing for compliments, the compliments you get are fishy.
10. I ate the original can of Campbell's soup.
11. In the beginning was the sonnet: the sequence that followed was just a bloody rip-off.
12. Dies irae, dies illa, solvet saeclum in favilla, teste David, cum Sibylla, and did I mention I bloody well hate spring?
13. Life-threatening medical syndrome in search of a doctor to be named after: contact via email.
2. "I prefer neurotica to erotica," she sighed, gazing into his eyes in search of an incipient trauma.
3. I am second place getter in a second place getter competition!
4. That was a nice mistake, let's make another.
5. Don't say it: the sentence is longer than your mouth.
6. These shoes are appallingly useless: they have a hole in the top big enough to put my foot through!
7. A pleasure to eloquise with you, my loquacent friend.
8. Animal, vegetable, mineral, or me?
9. If you go fishing for compliments, the compliments you get are fishy.
10. I ate the original can of Campbell's soup.
11. In the beginning was the sonnet: the sequence that followed was just a bloody rip-off.
12. Dies irae, dies illa, solvet saeclum in favilla, teste David, cum Sibylla, and did I mention I bloody well hate spring?
13. Life-threatening medical syndrome in search of a doctor to be named after: contact via email.
5 comments:
This is not a self-referential sentence.
*Phew* I was getting worried for a moment there.
I take subjective pleasure in objectifying the objects of my sentneces.
I heartily support this subjective objectification, or objective subjectification.
Backward! Forward! Awkward!
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