1) Go to the airport and wave around one of those placards with people's names on it. Because you do not know anybody getting off the plane, simply replace their name with the word 'You'. If you do not like whoever that 'You' happens to be, 'Them'. Look very busy and important.
NOTE: Similar results can be obtained at train station, taxi cab rank, etc, but for full effect, it is best to do it at the airport.
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4 comments:
I fearthough, the resultant amusement not worth the co$t of parking.
It does sound rather like one of those lame conceptual art projects, doesn't it.
I'd feel honoured if someone greeted me so non-specifically at the airport.
I'm liking your lame conceptual art. It would certainly while away the time if you did it whilst actually waiting for someone you knew...
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