The travails of the furry fraternity

It's hard being a cat. When the humans are in and you are in you just want to be let out. When the humans go out and keep you in you just want to go out. When the humans let you out and then go out, you just want to be let in. And when the humans stay in and you are out, they spend all the time getting you back in again. I mean, really, not only do the humans change their mind all the time, but they keep on putting you in just the place you don't want to end up.

All in all, when you consider things, it makes you wish you weren't a cat. Oh, wait - you aren't.

Hadn't you better stop eating that mouse then?