The happy news that Angry Anderson is joining the National Party left me wondering earlier today about the many possible speech openers he could use involving his name. It is not often that you find such a useful political adjective, ready to go, in a politician's first name.
Hello, I'm angry, and my name is also Angry!
Hello, I'm Angry! Twice!
It's good to be with you, I'm Angry, and I'm happy today to announce...
I'm Angry, and I'm absolutely andersoned to be with you...
Actually, now that I think about it I have no idea who Angry Anderson is. My response when told about him, as is my response when told about other celebrities who absolutely everyone and anyone knows, is: 'who'? But I'll tell you this: I may have no idea who he is, but I know what he is:
Hello, I'm angry, and my name is also Angry!
Hello, I'm Angry! Twice!
It's good to be with you, I'm Angry, and I'm happy today to announce...
I'm Angry, and I'm absolutely andersoned to be with you...
Actually, now that I think about it I have no idea who Angry Anderson is. My response when told about him, as is my response when told about other celebrities who absolutely everyone and anyone knows, is: 'who'? But I'll tell you this: I may have no idea who he is, but I know what he is:
ANGRY!
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I can't wait to see him walking up to make speeches to the strains of Bad Boy for Love or Suddenly
I forgot the most obvious theme song for Angry Anderson - Bound for Glory!!
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