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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Survival of the fittest, Lalor edition

Cat has been outside, wanders in looking for food.
Human decides it is time for cat to stay inside, shuts doors and windows.
Cat eventually goes off to sleep. 
CAT 0 - HUMAN 1

Cat wanders out into the loungeroom again, casting a casual glance over at the door every now and then.
Human tactfully ignores cat and carries on doing what it has been doing.
CAT 0 - HUMAN 2

Cat goes up to door and looks wistfully out.
Human continues to studiously ignore cat. It takes a great deal of effort.
CAT 0 - HUMAN 3

Human goes up to door that cat is staring out of. Happens to cast glance in direction of cat.
Cat immediately begins to stretch, flexing each leg, in a graceful and relaxed fashion.
As if in dream human opens door wide open and let's cat wander out.
CAT 100 POINTS - HUMAN 3 - CAT WINS!

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