Crimbo Australiana

Crimbo... a slang word for Christmas.... A secular version of Christmas, esp. the commercial aspects of the holiday.

Hey Crimbo!

Crimbo Australiana!

Hey Crimbo!

Krimbo Australiana!

Reindeer horns on a Torana

Crim-bo

Au-stra-lia-na!

Doors cribbed out in plastic holly

Sweaty Santas faking jolly

Tinsel Hills Hoist Woolies rejoice…

Crim-bo

Au-stra-lia-na!

Hey Crimbo!

Crimbo Australiana!

Hey Crimbo!

Crimbo Australiana!

Too much pav and no banana

Crim-bo

Au-stra-lia-na!

Muzak carols at the neighbours

Verandah decked out like a gay bar

Next one only half a year away

Crim-bo

Au-stra-lia-na!

Hey Crimbo!

Crimbo Australiana!

Hey Crimbo!

Crimbo Australiana!

This mince pie has no sultana

Crim-bo

Au-stra-lia-na!