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Friday, November 30, 2012

Crimbo Australiana

Crimbo... a slang word for Christmas.... A secular version of Christmas, esp. the commercial aspects of the holiday.

Hey Crimbo!
Crimbo Australiana!
Hey Crimbo!
Krimbo Australiana!
Reindeer horns on a Torana
Crim-bo
Au-stra-lia-na!

Doors cribbed out in plastic holly
Sweaty Santas faking jolly
Tinsel Hills Hoist Woolies rejoice…

Crim-bo
Au-stra-lia-na!

Hey Crimbo!
Crimbo Australiana!
Hey Crimbo!
Crimbo Australiana!
Too much pav and no banana
Crim-bo
Au-stra-lia-na!

Muzak carols at the neighbours
Verandah decked out like a gay bar
Next one only half a year away

Crim-bo
Au-stra-lia-na!

Hey Crimbo!
Crimbo Australiana!
Hey Crimbo!
Crimbo Australiana!
This mince pie has no sultana
Crim-bo
Au-stra-lia-na!

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