High drama on Brunswick Street

The following conversation took place last night on Brunswick Street. The DRAMATIS PERSONAE I shall call ANNOYED YOUNG WOMAN, because she was, and SILLY OLD MAN, because he was, and TIM, because I probably am too. 

SCENE: Tim is standing on Brunswick Street, waiting for a tram. A car comes up, slows down, and SILLY OLD MAN sticks his head out. 

SILLY OLD MAN: Where's the Bar Humbug? 

ANNOYED YOUNG WOMAN: (From the driver's seat) Bar OPEN!

TIM gesticulates vaguely in the direction of the Bar Open. Car disappears into the mists of the night. (Actually it parked round a corner). Nothing else happens. Oh, yeah.... 

FIN