Just imagine if Bill Shorten ever gets to be Prime Minister. In moments of Prime Ministerial crisis, when questioned over aspects of his own policy that he no longer agrees with - or that he will shortly fail to agree with, if he's being especially forward-thinking about it - he could just re-use an old favourite:
"I'm not aware of what I said. But I'm sure I'm right....."
Okay, I'm going back to non-politics related non-topics now.
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