FOR SALE: 4 YEAR OLD DIAMONDBACK SNAKE
VERY HEALTHY
BIG EATER
MUST HAVE SNAKE EXPERIENCE
AND PERMIT
Me: Can I buy those in bulk? Do you get many orders at Christmas?
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3 comments:
I think I fulfil requirements.
I'm Very Healthy.
I'm a Big Eater. In fact I've eaten quite a number of Bigs recently, just check my chart for my daily intake of Bigs.
I have snake experience!
And permit ... what?
I permit some things, but not all. It's not errh ... wise to be too permissive! Specially round snake-types.
That's what my snake experience has taught me.
I think we need to hear more about Maria's snake-handling experience!
;o)>
Hey Tim!
Not mentioned is the snake owner's name for the beast: it only comes at the name 'Fluffy Wuffy'...
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