The Australian Food and Grocery Council (AFGC) on Friday launches a responsible children's marketing initiative, under which manufacturers will vow not to advertise products to children unless they promote a healthy diet and lifestyle. - The AgeSuggested ad slogans for the AFGC's 'responsible children's marketing initative'
Only cool kids eat spinach bars!
Only cool kids eat spinach bars!
Only cool kids eat spinach bars -
They make you big and strong!
Join with us! Eat VIRTUE CHIPS! It's chips for kids who don't want to be fat!
(Accompanied by hypnotic spinning and flashing televisual mandalas, a la Vertigo )
Broccoli!
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaat Broccoli!
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaat Broccoli!
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaat Broccoli!
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaat Broccoli!
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaat Broccoli!
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaat Broccoli!
Freddo Frogs! Now with 100 per cent less chocolate, 60 per cent more cauliflower, and 110 per cent more goodness!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit!
The more you eat, the better you spell!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit!
The more you eat, the nicer to one another you are!
Join with us! Eat VIRTUE CHIPS! For kids who want to be part of the group!
Please eat your carrot, kids! Don't make us pay you!
2 comments:
Freddo, the Cauliflower Patch Frog sounds so catchy. I'm there for it.
Maybe they should have a look at the hospital system which you'd think would be a good place to start with the healthy foods. i remember once having an IV tube with liquid pumped into my stomach and I was told it was "chocolate milkshake". Indeed! Ny sister asked what the point was, since i couldn't taste it, and you'd think they'd use the opportunity to pump me full of goodness like brussels sprouts shakes or broccoli smoothies or something.
I can't see how that system would fail. You could deliver 'good for you' foods to your stomach by way of IV tube, and 'good for your mouth' foods like milkshakes the conventional way!
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