Santa also has pie charts on the naughty and nice ratings of girls and boys, a print out of macros and formulas he needs to record changes in details about particular gift recipients, and regular meetings with his little helpers which help him maintain and update his extensive databases and timetable planners for his yearly journey.
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Tim, if Santa finds out you've hacked into his spreadsheet your gonna be in trouble.
But.. uhm.. while you've got it handy, any chance of looking up how I'm fairing in the naughty/nice category?
I don't care Dan. Details of Santa's fraudulent manipulation of the figures according to his personal beliefs and whims need to be known to the world. in time, we may even give this scandal may be known all over the world, with a handy title, a catchphrase, if you will. 'Santagate'.
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