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Friday, December 18, 2009

Thought for the day

Half-arsed poem

I'd rather half a bum than none.
I think I'll always fear
The prospect of no bum at all,
A rear-end with no rear.

Though if I had a half-arsed arse
My life would be quite crappy,
For cheek to cheek and bowel to bowel
Is what makes man most happy.

2 comments:

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

You speak, Timothy T, to one of the most fundamental questions.

TimT said...

You know me, I like to get to the bottom of things.

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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