A gender agenda to adore a door

I just learnt from Tim that Emily's List is celebrating 15 years by releasing fridge magnets.

 

Image via the Telegraph.

This is a perfect opportunity for Fridge Magnet Poetry!

TONY. HATE. IS.
JULIA. I. ADORE.
LOVE. MEANS. EQUAL.
ME. PAY. MORE.

***

A. GENDER. LOVE. IS.
HATE. TONY. 'S. SPEEDO.
AFFIRMATIVE. WOMAN.
ACTION. THE. TORPEDO.

***

AFFIRMATIVE. GOOD. ACHIEVEMENT.
FABULOUS. FUTURE. FOR.
FEMINIST. UNION. WOMEN.
ME. PARTY. MORE. 

***

GIRLS. LOVE. MONEY.
AFFIRMATIVE. PAY. I.
MORE. RIGHTS. FOR.
I. ME. MY.

***

DON'T. VOTE. JULIA.
FABULOUS. NOT. FOR.
LIBERAL. LOOKS. FUTURE.
IS. RIGHT. MORE.

***

CHIEF. TORPEDO. I.
ARE. AND. THE. 
DIVERSITY. LOOKS. LIKE.
MAD. IS. ME.