Nonspiracy Theory

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Late one night in a concrete bunker buried 2 kilometres under the earth, a Zionist, a member of the FBI, a top agent in the World Bank, and the President of the United States met together. Here is a written record of their conversation.

- Afternoon, everyone.
- Howdy.
- Fancy meeting you all here!
- Oy vey.
- Nice weather we're having today.
- Yes, very nice.
- Lovely.
- Oy vey!
- Anyway, gotta run. Have to go and sign a sheet of paper.
- Yes, I as well have ... Very Important Things To Do.
- Yes ... see ya.
- Oy vey!

Quick, everyone! We've got to warn the people about this - this - this terrifying Nonspiracy before - before - something terrifying happens!