Margaret Thatcher
She's wearing red knickers with fishnet stockings.
Julius Caesar
Caesar found that purple silk briefs were just the thing to wear when subjugating the Britons.
Joan de Arc
Joan de Arc is wearing a cast-iron breastplate and a G-string made out of the finest ivory.
Napoleon Buonaparte
The secret of this great military conqueror? He's not WEARING any underwear!
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I'm curious, can 'Will Type for Food' also uncover the panty-wearing preferences of earlier great leaders such as Sophocles, Cleopatra and Euripides?
I thought about that ... but how far back should I go? What sort of underwear did Gilgamesh, the conqueror of Sumeria, wear? Or what about our proto-mammalian ancestors, when they first crawled out of the primordial slime? Did they favour lingerie or boxers?
Somebody shoud tell us these things!
I once heard through a friend that Erwin Rommel used to command battalions of Axis tanks wearing a g-string with 'tasty' written on the front.
But, you never can believe these things.
- Uncle Dave.
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