Good grief, what a load of bollocks that is. I think I can say it all much more succintly. Let's see...
DAY 1
Williams beats Pironkova;
Henin, Vesnina;
Paszek trumps Nakamura,
And HOORAY for Safina!
DAY 2
Williams beats Cornet
6/4, 6/3;
Stosur beats Jackson:
PLUS: A win to Na Li!
DAY 3
Bartoli - Gagliardi -
And Vaidisova;
Not to mention Parmentier -
And Algul Amanmuradova!
DAY 4
For (RUS): SHARAPOVA!
For (NED): Krajicek;
Mathilde plays for (FRA)
And there's Peschke: the Czech.
DAY 5
Wins go to Williams,
Peer, Sugiyama - but it's
Curtains for Shaughnessy
And Gallovits.
DAY 6
Hooray for Williams!
6/2, 6/3
Also: Bammer the Rammer
Thrashes Na Li!
DAY 7
SHARAPOVA! Safarova!
Olaru! Cibulkova!
Chakvetadze! Kuznetsova!
Kudryavtseva! Knapp!
DAY 8
1/6, 1/6 -
Straight sets to Jankovic:
But it's more of a fight
For Ana Ivanovic.
DAY 10
Quarter finals! Exciting!
Wins to Henin! SHARAPOVA!
(Bad luck to the others -
Such as Vaidisova!)
DAY 12
Oh no! Oh my God!
Just let it be over!
Henin beats Jankovic,
Ivanovic beats SHARAPOVA!
THE FINAL: COMING UP NEXT!
Will Henin beat Ivanovic,
Or vice versa?
Here's an ad for a deodorant
Worn by Sam Stosur!
Williams beats Pironkova;
Henin, Vesnina;
Paszek trumps Nakamura,
And HOORAY for Safina!
DAY 2
Williams beats Cornet
6/4, 6/3;
Stosur beats Jackson:
PLUS: A win to Na Li!
DAY 3
Bartoli - Gagliardi -
And Vaidisova;
Not to mention Parmentier -
And Algul Amanmuradova!
DAY 4
For (RUS): SHARAPOVA!
For (NED): Krajicek;
Mathilde plays for (FRA)
And there's Peschke: the Czech.
DAY 5
Wins go to Williams,
Peer, Sugiyama - but it's
Curtains for Shaughnessy
And Gallovits.
DAY 6
Hooray for Williams!
6/2, 6/3
Also: Bammer the Rammer
Thrashes Na Li!
DAY 7
SHARAPOVA! Safarova!
Olaru! Cibulkova!
Chakvetadze! Kuznetsova!
Kudryavtseva! Knapp!
DAY 8
1/6, 1/6 -
Straight sets to Jankovic:
But it's more of a fight
For Ana Ivanovic.
DAY 10
Quarter finals! Exciting!
Wins to Henin! SHARAPOVA!
(Bad luck to the others -
Such as Vaidisova!)
DAY 12
Oh no! Oh my God!
Just let it be over!
Henin beats Jankovic,
Ivanovic beats SHARAPOVA!
THE FINAL: COMING UP NEXT!
Will Henin beat Ivanovic,
Or vice versa?
Here's an ad for a deodorant
Worn by Sam Stosur!
2 comments:
Ace!
Umpiricism. There should be more of it.
Post a Comment