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8 comments:
No doubt they're especially effective when shuffled into a deck of business cards.
I think I'll take 100 symbolic castrations, in fuschia, with helvetica font and rounded corners.
I've never had the pleasure of wearing a Freudian slip (not really the done thing, what), but I was once caught trying on a Doppler shift.
*rimshot*
Ah, yes, the Doppler Shift. It appears higher and higher up the body the closer you move to it.
For Maria. I'm both impressed that it actually got made and traumatised by all the implications.
Awesome ad! You could do a version of Bridge or 500 with these Freudian Slips, ie "I bid 5 Oedipus Complexes!" "6 Electras for me!" (etc)
Public confessional Bridge? As a lapsed Catholic, I like it!
I'm actually surprised people got so incensed by the euphemism. Would they prefer lack of euphemism in a tampon ad - "show us the real thing, dude!"?
Did people get incensed by the euphemism? I'm out of touch and didn't know about the ad until I saw it last night. I'm hoping it will usher in an end to the fashion for extreme hair depiliation, of which I heartily disapprove.
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