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Dies Irae! Dies Illa! This next space is used for filler!
(An ode to the spork)
In rev’rent tones we used to talk
Of ‘Ladle - spoon', of 'knife - and fork’.
Now prophets of all nations hawk
The FOON - the SPLADE - the SPORK.
Lo! In yesteryear, our meals were made
And then in ‘plates and dishes’ laid;
But now I eat in ‘Plish’ and ‘Dates’
With SPORK - and FOON - and SPLADE.
The End of World approaches soon!
Seas run with blood! Red turns the moon!
Plague stalks abroad- no-one's immune! -
Not even simple ‘Knife - fork - spoon!’
For now I eat my greens and meat -
With SPORK - with SPLADE - with FOON!
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This, by the way, is an astoundingly poorly thought out name for an innovation in cutlery.
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A cutting remark! But it had to happen spooner or later, I guess. Knife to have you round, cutlery-man!
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