- 1930s cocktail party.
Genuine article. Slightly worn round the edges. Fey evening gowns, original martinis, cigarettes + wealthy dowager. Much witty discussion about W C Fields. Several authentic jazz cylinders being played on permanent rotation. Party started at Gayle and Freddy's house, but just kept going and going and getting bigger and bigger so Gayle and Freddy had to shift it off to the countryside, where it's been going ever since. Original party-goers dead, but spirit of the occasion - the impressive art nouveau gloss to the whole affair - carries on regardless.
May need to have licence to own monkeys.
BIDDING STARTS AT: $500 (US).
- Spiro Agnew's soul
It does exist! And in mint condition. Verified by several eminent theologians and philosophers. But please, don't bid if you are Satan or his minions.
BIDDING STARTS AT: $500,000 (US).
- My little brotherz underwear
Quik, halp me buy thiz be4 he getz home from cricket plz!
BIDDING STARTS AT: $0.20 (AUS)
- The severed head of John Gorton
Separated at last! And perfectly preserved, thanks to the knowledge I learned during my time amongst the headhunters of the Amazon. Will also throw in Bert Newton's smile (separated from the rest of his body, obv.) for the right customer at the right price.
BIDDING STARTS AT: $1000 (AUS)
- An apostrophe.
Complete with original packaging.
BIDDING STARTS AT: £1
- The Genuine Article
This Genuine Article is the genuine Genuine Article. No article could be more genuine than this genuinely Genuine Article, especially not those frauds and shams masquerading as fake Genuine Articles or genuinely Fake Articles.
BIDDING STARTS AT: $2.30
- The thought of a hot apple pie with ice-cream
BIDDING STARTS AT: $10
- The desire for a beautiful woman
BIDDING STARTS AT: $15
- Seven vague and evanescent emotions about tulips
BIDDING STARTS AT: $0.35 (US)
- Roses without the petals
BIDDING STARTS AT: $0.01
- The nose hairs of sasquatch.
Some flakes of sasquatch snot still attached.
BIDDING STARTS AT: $50
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