Compostal Delivery Person - in this job, your responsibilities will be going round on a motorbike to every house in your town, delivering compost from other parts of the world to your small part of the world.
You will deliver sludge from Mudgee, splatter from Wangaratta, bogs from Wagga, doos from the dunnies of Dunedoo, goo from Wooloomooloo, and mulch from various gulches.
Most houses will have a compost box at the front, but if not, you can just leave it on the front door.
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