Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Build a better quokka


PLAN: to genetically engineer a better version of the quokka.

It will be called the quikka.

By breeding a small, herbivorous macropod that eats vegetables slightly more rapidly than it would have done otherwise, my path to world supremacy will be virtually assured. Watch out, everyone, here I come!

UPDATE! - A quokkadile - a quokka crossed with a crocodile. The most fearsome creature known to small, ground-hugging shrubs.

A quakka - a quokka crossed with a duck.

Also working on a plan to cross a quokka, duck, and frog in order to breed a creature that will shock librarians all over the world. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the fukka.

Not a quikka.


Carolyn Cordon said...

Umm, yeah, OK...

Keep taking your medication, please, keep taking your medication.

TimT said...

What, are you saying my plan is a complete quokka quap?

TimT said...

I can't remember which but the Baron came up with either 'quakka' or 'quokkadile'. Baron, can you remember?

TimT said...

Word from the Baron: it was quakka!

Jazza said...

Ha ha ha!

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