Variations on the air of 'I see, said the blind man, who did not see at all'
I see, said the deaf man, who did not hear at all.
I hear you, said the mute man, who had learning disabilities.
I can handle this, said the dead man, who also had a cold.
I am drunk, said the junkie, who was stoned.
I am sober, said the sober man, who was a dog.
No idea, said the man, when he saw a deer in the forest with no tail.
I understand, said the man with no hands, who was resting on the chair.
I am lying in the bath, said the man who was in the garden, standing. But then, he was always lying.
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