I saw the film Around the World in Eighty Days today. What did I think? Well...
Around the World In Eighty Days (In Eighty Words)...
Jackie Chan Owen Wilson Arnold Schwarzenegger…
Quote: “What’s the point of hiring a corrupt policeman if he’s not even going to abuse the law properly?”
Richard Branson Jim Broadbent…
Quote: “That’s why I never leave home – you end up meeting – PEOPLE!!”
John Cleese Steve Coogan Rob Schneider…
Quote: “If you help us out, I promise not only to direct you to a surgeon who can restore your nipples, but give you a new boat too!”
I HAD A FUCKING BLAST
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