Eighty Days In Under Two Hours

I saw the film Around the World in Eighty Days today. What did I think? Well...

Around the World In Eighty Days (In Eighty Words)...

Jackie Chan Owen Wilson Arnold Schwarzenegger…

Quote: “What’s the point of hiring a corrupt policeman if he’s not even going to abuse the law properly?”

Richard Branson Jim Broadbent…

Quote: “That’s why I never leave home – you end up meeting – PEOPLE!!”

John Cleese Steve Coogan Rob Schneider…

Quote: “If you help us out, I promise not only to direct you to a surgeon who can restore your nipples, but give you a new boat too!”

I HAD A FUCKING BLAST