Little Peter Rabbit

Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
And he blew and he blew some more.

Little Peter Rabbit had some tinea on his toes,
Little Peter Rabbit had some tinea on his toes,
Little Peter Rabbit had some tinea on his toes,
It hurt quite a lot, I'm sure.

Little Peter Rabbit had a goitre on his leg,
Little Peter Rabbit had a goitre on his leg,
Little Peter Rabbit had a goitre on his leg,
It was a frightful bore.

Then when he was in the garden, he got caught in Mr. McGregor's trap,
Then when he was in the garden, he got caught in Mr. McGregor's trap,
Then when he was in the garden, he got caught in Mr. McGregor's trap,
'Twas a scene of blood and gore.

"Boil some water!" said McGregor, "An' we'll 'ave some fly an' rabbit stew!
"With some tinea in there too, an' a goitred leg or two!
"Boil some water, dear," he said, "An' we'll 'ave some fly an' rabbit stew -
Like we've never 'ad before!"

"But McGregor!" snapped his wife, "You know you cannot chew!
"On a goitred leg or two, much less 'ave a rabbit stew!"
"But McGregor!" snapped his wife, "You know you cannot chew,
Because you 'ave lockjaw!"

So weeping Mr. McGregor had to let poor Peter go,
And weeping Mr. McGregor had to let poor Peter go,
Yes weeping Mr. McGregor had to let poor Peter go,
And he won't eat rabbit any more!