Ways to Make the World a More Perfect Place #5

Nudist men should be genetically engineered so they have pouches* at the sides of their waist**. That way they could be as free and natural as God/Gaia/deity-of-your-choice intended but still be able to put their hands in their pockets.***

*Though I guess they shouldn't have mucus in them, like kangaroo pouches.

** Waist not, want not, I always say.

***Richard Glover came up with a similar idea a while ago, but I swear, this idea just came to me in the shower.