So, what do you do once you're memed? This whole meming thing is a little unoriginal, really - I mean, you always end up answering the questions that somebody else has asked. I think it's time to turn it on it's head. From now on, whenever I get a meme from someone, I think I'll send this in to them, and ask them to fill out the questions. (Get it? The answers are the questions!)...
18 Answers to 18 Questions that Haven't Been Asked Yet
1. No.
2. Yes.
3. Probably.
4. Abject terror, absolute horror, extreme disgust, and curiousity.
5. Bob Hawke, Bob Menzies, and a vibrator.
6. 672.
7. Every day. Sometimes several times a day. Usually all day.
8. Of course not! What kind of a sick fuck do you take me for?
9. If you insist.
10. Black lingerie.
11. Black coffee.
12. No.
13. Yes.
14. If the answer to that is yes, then no.
15. Elephants and LSD.
16. Cabbages and upholstery.
17. Yes, I am.
18. DEATH.
But hang on a second. That leaves me still answering the questions, and never getting a chance to acutally ask any questions of my own. CRAP! I HATE memes!
Monday, June 20, 2005
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Oh, that is the most fabulous thing ever. I may do this in my livejournal, but not tell them what it is. That'll be good for a larf!
18 Questions to 18 Answers that Have been Provided
1. Have you ever ripped someone’s head off and spit down their throat? No.
2. Don’t you wish you could though? Yes.
3. Wait, you’re going to be a left-wing pinko hippie and say you’d do it to John Howard, aren’t you? Probably.
4. What sort of feelings are likely to be inspired by reading the Marquis De Sade’s 120 Days of Sodom while being swooped by magpies, crawled on by cockroaches and having people vomit on you? Abject terror, absolute horror, extreme disgust, and curiousity.
5. Name three things: Bob Hawke, Bob Menzies, and a vibrator.
6. What is 16 times the meaning of life? 672.
7. Do you convert Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide? Every day. Sometimes several times a day. Usually all day.
8. Admit it – sometimes you think “Techno is not the shittiest perversion of sound waves ever to pollute my precious ears” don’t you? Of course not! What kind of a sick fuck do you take me for?
9. You happen to fit our exact qualifications as Supreme Overlord of All Creation and Moreover, Grand Poobah of Funk – will you take the job? If you insist.
10. If David Hasselhoff was the next James Bond, which would be cool, what would the name of his afro’d sidekick be? Black lingerie.
11. Aside from deoderant, what never tastes as good as it smells? Black coffee.
12. Did Pulp write the song “Common People” about Buddha? No.
13. But you could easily convince people that they did, couldn’t you? Yes.
14. Tim made the answer so tricky that I couldn’t write a question for it, didn’t he? If the answer to that is yes, then no. [Ha!]
15. What two things did Schrodinger try putting in the box before he decided on a cat and a radioactive substance? Elephants and LSD.
16. What were They Might Be Giants originally going to call their song before they chose the title “Oranges and Graphic Design”? Cabbages and upholstery.
17. You look familiar. Are you the ghost of Christmas Yet-to-Come? Yes, I am.
18. Mr Yet-to-Come (snigger at what is almost single entendre reminiscent of Rik Mayall), who do you play Scrabble with on all the days where you’re not scaring the bejeesus out of misers ? DEATH.
Couldn’t resist challenge. Kicks the arse of Jeopardy.
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