This is a photo of me. I'm Peter Craven, intellectual. Do you want to find out more about me? Yes you do. So good of you to ask. Click on my wonderful picture there to find out more about me, Peter Craven, intellectual.
Rascuache, Rachy - yeah, the papers are just full of these wannabee intellectual types. Peter Craven shits me, for some reason. He's supposed to be Australia's number-one critic, but he never says anything worth reading.
But then again, maybe I'm just a hate-filled typing monkey who wants Craven's job.
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Yeah, you tell 'em.
*offers bitty*
Bitty. Bitty!
Peter craven
oh dear...you're just trying a little too hard to be an intellectual aren't you?
Rascuache, Rachy - yeah, the papers are just full of these wannabee intellectual types. Peter Craven shits me, for some reason. He's supposed to be Australia's number-one critic, but he never says anything worth reading.
But then again, maybe I'm just a hate-filled typing monkey who wants Craven's job.
I don't want to be the one to break this to you, Tim, but you're a hate-filled typing monkey...
Now where's that lovely Craven fellow? I think I've got something for him :p
The Hate-Filled Typing Monkey does not approve of kindly feelings towards the Craven.
*mutters to self* honestly, these hate-filled typing monkeys...
Yeah, I care so much that I didn't even bother googling him. Maybe I should look at by-lines more..?
Anyway, have an organ.
I'm still deciding how to take that comment.
Isn't it wonderful that in Australia we had a National Organ Donation Week, giving us all the opportunity to make comments like that?
Ahhhhhhhh, that's where I've seen John Howard before. He was on 'Are you being served', wasn't he?
Um, I dunno. You've lost me.
From bitty's to typing monkeys to John Howard to Are You Being Served in one thread. I love blogging!
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