The Poet's Dictionary

Grace:
The ability to tell an arsehole he is one without losing face.

Tact:
The ability to tell an arsehole he isn't one by avoiding fact.

Entomologists:
Ladies and gents
Who earn their living studying the ologies of ents.

Geek:
The opposite of chic.

Clique:
A group of people concerned with looking chic.

Sleek:
A facial cream worn by people in a clique.

Mnemonic:
A pseudo-phonic.

Diction:
A sub-genre of erotic fiction.

Endometria:
The study of triangle ends (a branch of geomatria)

Camembert
A type of grizzly bear,
But with more cheese, and with less hair.